Joan Crawford

The author of the top-selling book, 'Mommie Smearest' isn't happy Joan was not asked for approval to develop the FX Series FEUD: Bette & Joan. Mommie is back to dish about the series and give us the "alternative-facts."
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    FEUD: CRAWFORD Says, “I was the godd•mned Second Coming and everybody missed it.”

    JOAN CRAWFORD from the Novel Mommie Smearest Disses FEUD ep.8: Part 9 of a Parody Series You think yourself a personage, That you’ve quite the name. Until you trump mortality, What’s your great claim to fame? DATELINE: JOAN CRAWFORD FROM MOVIE STAR HEAVEN – FEUD’s fake-news and soap opera-y The...
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    FEUD: CRAWFORD Says, “SHUT UP…JUST SHUT THE F•CK UP, CHARLOTTE”

    JOAN CRAWFORD from the Novel Mommie Smearest Disses FEUD ep.7: Part 8 of a Parody Series After all of its fake news, FEUD has finally gotten one true thing right and acknowledged the giant elephant in the room—no, not Bette Davis’s ass, but I can see why you’d jump...
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    FEUD: CRAWFORD Did Porn! Says “MAYBE I DID IT FOR A LITTLE EXTRA PUBLICITY.”

    JOAN CRAWFORD from the Novel Mommie Smearest Disses FEUD ep.6: Part 7 of a Parody Series So now FARCE FEUD thinks it’s g·dd·mned investigative FAKE NEWS 60 Minutes outing me as a porn star who later buys up her negatives. This is old fake news, and the only long,...
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    FEUD: Shakespeare or “RuPaul’s Drag Race”?

    JOAN CRAWFORD from the Novel Mommie Smearest Disses FEUD ep.5: Part 6 of a Parody Series A couple drama queens in heels swanning around like two Shakespearean harpies or RuPaul’s Drag Race-rs, howling and waving our arms in the air (with 1960s updates of highballs and cigarettes) while the...
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    FEUD Goes Mommie Dearest-Lite

    JOAN CRAWFORD Disses FEUD: Part 5 of a Parody Series. FEUD’s ep.4 “More, or Less” was more or less THREE stolen scenes from Mommie Dearest, the biblical source for fake-Joan Crawford bio-reference. ONE. FEUD re-purposed from Mommie Dearest one of the most appalling compelling scenes in cinematic history—me in...
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    FEUD: MOMMIE DEAREST BRAND-POWER

    JOAN CRAWFORD Disses FEUD: Part 4 of a Parody Series Mommie Dearest is my Joan Crawford star-power brand that will draw crowds after selfie-fad Kardashian joins Oldsmobile in the brand dump. Dead stars here in Hollywood Heaven ask if I’m offended by my reputation as Mommie Dearest, especially since...
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    STRANGE RODEO BEDFELLOWS

     JOAN CRAWFORD Disses FEUD: Part 3 of a Parody Series JOAN CRAWFORD in MOMMIE DEAREST: “Don’t F·CK with me fellas! This ain’t my first time at the rodeo. … I know how to win the hard way.” My “hard way” includes colluding with people I hate to make me...
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    Two TV Reality-Fictions: FEUD: JOAN (and bette) vs Trump’s State of Disunion

    Part Two of a Parody Series In the second big TV reality-fiction event within six days (Trump’s State of Disunion address to Congress was first) FEUD: JOAN (and bette) expertly presents vintage Hollywood with me swanning around in furs, diamonds, and Cadillacs just like in my real life. With...
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    JOAN CRAWFORD Parody-Critiques FEUD: JOAN (and bette)

    This world is #realityfake. I’m here on parole from Hollywood Hell (after a mix-up regarding some Mommie Monster Dearest bio-fraud) watching the White House reality drama Whatever Happened to Trump’s Brain? with Kellyanne Conway as Baby Jane Hudson. Why are we surprised? Civilians act like movie stars tweeting selfies from brunch, and Vatican...
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