Do you always have sex on the brain? If so, you’re not the only one; men reportedly think about sex around eight times a day. Hell, if you’re like me, I think about sex every hour! I can’t be the only guy thinking about sex every second of the day.
Having lots of sex is good for your health, and if you’re having lots of it that can only mean one thing, you’re having banging sex that many of us fantasize about having. If you do not have that banging sex, I can bet you’re masturbating a lot.
Masturbation is a normal thing in our society, and you are the only one who can determine the frequency of masturbation that is ideal for your body. Some men claim to masturbate three times in a day and about five days in a week. However, this is not meant to encourage masturbation.
Although, today we count calories, points, and even how many steps we take, so why not record your strokes or how much sexual intercourse you’re having? That was a joke, but not really.
Technology has been a part of our sexual lives for years from vibrators to dildos and so much more. Now you have something that will track whether you’re a champion in the bedroom or a lost cause.
Enter, “Lovely,” a new cock-ring (heterosexuals refer to it as a wearable) that is part tracker and part sex toy that not only tracks your movement but trains your precious crown jewels to perform at maximum speed.
The device, costing roughly $169, is mainly a stretchy silicone cock ring worn around the base of the penis (gay men are very familiar with this concept). It can also fit on a finger or a dildo (not a surprise), but what about a fist?
It uses sensors to measure movement and position and sends that info to an app (available for Android and iOS) via Bluetooth. You can then see your top speed, the number of thrusts you recorded, and how many calories you burned during sex.
Great sex can’t be measured but tracking your process and progress towards having intense sex might be fun.
Damn, I’m getting turned on right now!